One Sentence Stories

I
Marie doesn't like much to talk about it, but her recent infidelity should be traced back not, as she claims, to my inadequacies as piss-poor robber baron, but to her complete refusal to accept the fact that I only pay her by the hour.

II
Only when the gun was placed firmly to his head did Randy realize he was having misgivings about his heroic role in the recent "Stromboli Standoff" that was being carried live on Channel 3.

III
Larry Lessig didn't much like his name, nor anyone, for that matter.