Kyle Invites me to a burlesque

Timeline of Monday, January 15, 2005

8:00 p.m.
Kyle: Nick, do you want to see a free burlesque show?
Nick: I don't know I'm really tired. I mean what is a burlesque, really? Is it like a strip club?
Kyle: No idea
Nick: I mean, I have work tomorrow. It'll take an hour to get to Brooklyn. I don't have any interest in seeing a strip show. Oh whatever, why the hell not.

9:30 p.m.
Kyle: We have to see some plays, and I asked my professor if a burlesque show counted. He asked me if it was a gay burlesque show. I said no. He said it counted as seeing two plays.

10:00 p.m.
We arrive at the bar, it is filled with Williamsburg hipsters. A very large black woman is on stage talking about her vagina.

10:30 p.m.
Islamic woman comic: This year has been shit. It's good to know that when god closes a door he just rapes you through a window.

11:15 p.m.

Scotty the Blue Bunny: How you all doing tonight. Yes, I am a 39 year old gay man dressed in a blue bunny costume I made my self.

He notices a lady in front with very large breasts.

Oh, you have very large breasts, why don't you show them to the crowd? Why do I care? Because it looks like an ass. Oh don't freak out, there is no hole. Okay everyone at the bar move your drinks, some women are about to get up there and get naked. And when they strip you fuckers better yell.

11:30 p.m.
After some impressive burlesque dancing with scantly clad women, Scotty the Blue Bunny dances in five inch heels. In the middle of the song he pulls out some batons and proceeds to twirl them like he had practiced for years.

11:50 p.m.
More scantly clad women dance.

12:15 p.m.
Nick: Kyle, anytime you call me up out of the blue and say we are going to burlesque show, I'll say yes.